Just got my state tax refund back today. $17! But, I already spent it! I just bought a half sandwich at Whole Foods.
I just flew back from Portland on an airplane that had TV. However, the programming was boring. Maybe they should start offering the ability to purchase in flight porn. Why not? The tray tables are already sticky.
It’s my birthday! Fun fact: My dad gave me a Carol King CD for my 21st Birthday! I came out a year later and he was shocked that I was a gay. I’m like, “You’re the one who gave me the Carol King CD as a gift, I thought you already knew!”
I was waiting for the MUNI bus here in San Francisco and it showed up 3 minutes early. I stepped on the bus and the driver smiled at me and said, “Have a really nice day!” The bus smelled like fresh cut roses and everyone was happy…. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
HI everyone! Just back from a weekend of gigs featuring for Whitney Cummings in Sacramento. She was great, her audiences are amazing. Each show sold out and they really are there to laugh. I was so excited that there were no vegans in the audience. I hate them! Well, a whole group of vegans were supposed to come to the show, but the club is on the 2nd floor and they ran out of energy half way up the stairs. They wound up crawling into the adjacent Sleep Train and taking a long nap on one of their mattresses. So, it was a win win for everyone!